Okay guys, It's seven in the morning in the land of the midnight sun. I cannot sleep so here are my musings on "The Best American Short Stories: 2010" edited by Richard Russo that I have just finished. This collection is by definition eclectic. I found it annoying. It is somehow difficult to switch between different styles, personalities of authors, their approaches to telling a story. It feels, pardon the term, promiscuous. The language of all stories is precise, polished and beautiful. I am jealous. Moreover, in his introduction, the editor stated that he appreciated when the author's command of the language was used to move the story forward rather than to show off. It felt this way to me as well. Many stories, though, irritated me for the lack power in them. The authors added short descriptions to their stories at the end of the book: how they come up with the stories, how they work on them, what they wanted to tell. It was an interesting glimpse into creative process. However, it did show why there often was no punch to a story: it never meant to be. To a lot of authors, a short story is a kind of literary still life: a pretty composition with characters, background and a few colorful vignettes. The stories are seldom drawn from the authors' personal experiences. They sound fake. The authors proudly talked about how to came up with the characters, how they borrowed particularly sexy lines. It was offputting. A couple of stories had sci-fi elements in them. I guess, due to my early-in-life overdose of sci-fi, they read particularly phony. I think it is just not my cup of vodka. I like the stories raw, relationships effed up and hopeless or at least grim, future -- uncertain, hope -- ephemeral, life -- deadly. Few of the stories can be compared to any in "The Drown" or "Boys and Girls Like You and Me"